Official Truth About Tristina's Tampon (Calamity)

          This episode of logorrhea was unsolicited, interestingly enough. Tristina aka Tristina Aeon, Lars Quorzar, and Bosco gets off on telling the most unbelievable, far-fetched lies and getting one over on others, so to speak. Please keep in mind that nothing that spews out of its mouth is either relevant or remotely truthful; although s/he could be serious when s/he claims to sleep in a tent in his or her apartment living-room so his or her cats can continue living healthily inside his or her smoked out and cramped living quarters.

Note: No real life information is revealed within the content of this post that wasn't aired publicly by Tristina herself prior to its ever being published in this blog. All names are that of avatars / characters, i.e. not real people.

[2011-02-07 09:45:19]  Incoming message from (Lars Quorzar)
[2011-02-07 09:45:34]  Lars Quorzar: I was traveling cross county and I stayed in a hotel in TExas
[2011-02-07 09:45:43]  Lars Quorzar: people in SL knew where I was staying
[2011-02-07 09:46:18]  Lars Quorzar: Throughout the day two different people were trying to sneak into my room when I let the dog out
[2011-02-07 09:46:34]  Lars Quorzar: I alerted the front desk
[2011-02-07 09:47:00]  Lars Quorzar: I started my period that day when I lef the last hotel
[2011-02-07 09:47:04]  Lars Quorzar: I had ten tampons
[2011-02-07 09:47:18]  Lars Quorzar: when I got there I took one out, put it in the trash, and put a new one in
[2011-02-07 09:47:37]  Lars Quorzar: I was sleeping with sl on my headphones and my dog started barking
[2011-02-07 09:48:01]  Lars Quorzar: when I snapped awake thewindow to my room closed
[2011-02-07 09:48:17]  Lars Quorzar: the whole time I traveled I taped the deadbolts on my door
[2011-02-07 09:48:26]  Lars Quorzar: I checked the window and there were no locks on it
[2011-02-07 09:48:34]  Lars Quorzar: I dind't think to check this
[2011-02-07 09:48:43]  Lars Quorzar: Ok so I call the front desk and tell them
[2011-02-07 09:49:03]  Lars Quorzar: She said, "we know that you can't lock those windows"
[2011-02-07 09:49:27]  Lars Quorzar: Welll I go to the bathroom to pee and I reach for my tampon
[2011-02-07 09:49:30]  Lars Quorzar: it was gone
[2011-02-07 09:49:56]  Lars Quorzar: I thought maybe I just screwed up and didn't put one in etc.
[2011-02-07 09:50:00]  Lars Quorzar: I triple checked
[2011-02-07 09:50:05]  Lars Quorzar: eight in the box
[2011-02-07 09:50:19]  Lars Quorzar: two applicators in the trash, one dirty one in the trash
[2011-02-07 09:50:24]  Lars Quorzar: so that's teh story
[2011-02-07 09:50:46]  Lars Quorzar: so I was probably sexually assaulted, in fact just removing a tampon is sexual assault
[2011-02-07 09:52:11]  Thebaine Pearl: i'm sorry I think you left it in there and it dissolved or something honey
[2011-02-07 09:52:17]  Thebaine Pearl: that's a bit far fetched don't you think?
[2011-02-07 09:52:33]  Lars Quorzar: when the dog barked the window slammed shut
[2011-02-07 09:52:37]  Lars Quorzar: someone was in there
[2011-02-07 09:52:59]  Lars Quorzar: cotton doesn't dissolve
[2011-02-07 09:53:37]  Lars Quorzar: ok here's the par tthat people don't wrap their heads around
[2011-02-07 09:53:46]  Lars Quorzar: they think that someone "stole a tampon"
[2011-02-07 09:54:06]  Lars Quorzar: well probably I was raped, and the tampon was just disposed of to confuse me
[2011-02-07 09:54:15]  Lars Quorzar: to make me think I forgot to put one in
[2011-02-07 09:54:19]  Lars Quorzar: and explain the mess
[2011-02-07 09:55:01]  Lars Quorzar: I have two more months before I can get aids testes
[2011-02-07 09:55:05]  Lars Quorzar: tested*
[2011-02-07 09:56:08]  Lars Quorzar: Ok to further the mystery when I left the hotel a guy came out with a dog
[2011-02-07 09:56:28]  Lars Quorzar: He said as he passed my car "They all knew exactly where she was staying."
[2011-02-07 09:56:42]  Lars Quorzar: Ok, this person is in Las Vegas now, and has dyed hair
[2011-02-07 09:56:45]  Lars Quorzar: same guy
[2011-02-07 09:57:21]  Lars Quorzar: He is someone from second life because he shows up when I say "I"m goign to get a burger at such and such"
[2011-02-07 09:57:27]  Lars Quorzar: he's on the sidewalk watching me
[2011-02-07 09:58:10]  Lars Quorzar: I'm not asking you to believe this but that's my story and I'm sticking to it
[2011-02-07 09:58:20]  Lars Quorzar: tampons don't dissolve, and this guy is stalking me
[2011-02-07 10:59:04]  Incoming message from (Lars Quorzar)
[2011-02-07 10:59:26]  Lars Quorzar: I never said the story was easy to beleive, why do you think so many people just call bs on it